EGGS

A picture is worth a thousand words.

So I leave you with this drawing that I have taken much time to create:

But since the professor would not like it if I just ended my blog with this, I will explain it to you.

This is a reference to the Egg Drop project we will be doing soon. The person on the top refers to you dropping the egg out of a window and the person below looking completely horrified is me, running to catch the egg with my handy frying pan.

We have five groups, each has three tries with three eggs. That totals fifteen, if we're not counting separate trials and errors that each group does on their own. FIFTEEN EGGS.

Eggs are only seventy calories each, but they are a great source of protein, vitamins and minerals! It is one of the few foods that contain choline, which if you don't get enough of, can cause liver disease and other disorders that mess up your body. Choline helps regulate your brain which, correct me if I'm wrong (which I'm sure I'm not), is necessary for learning and most of all ENGINEERING. Don't argue with me on this, I have done an entire speech and essays on why eggs are important.

You might be staring at this post like I'm crazy, but just because we have lots of eggs in the grocery stores and in your fridges, doesn't mean that everybody else in this world has it. Ever heard the saying, "THERE ARE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA"? Sure, egg isn't good for their diet, but it's the thought that counts. You should never waste food. Not even if it's uncooked eggs. They are still going to become delicious meals... UNLESS YOU DROP THEM AND THEY CRACK AND YOU LEAVE THEM TO ROT AWAY ON THE PAVEMENT. Waste of food. Seriously.

Yes, I am against this project. Unfortunately, this is also part of my grade for the class, which I need to pass. So I'll go along with it but I will still cry myself to sleep at night.